És Português?

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For all of you trying to figure out if you are or not…

Here is some help to guide you... ARE U PORTUGUESE?

1. If you can hold more than one beer in your hand, plus a shot of Aniz In the other...you are Portuguese!

2. If you have a rooster napkin holder... you are Portuguese!

3. If you wear more than 3 gold chains at once.... It’s possible that you might be Portuguese!

4. If you have more silver caps in your mouth than u do actual Teeth...you are most likely Portuguese!

5. If you know and own all of Jorge Ferreira's albums.... you are freaking Portuguese!

6. If the mirrors in your house are framed in gold...then you might just Be Portuguese!

7. Does any one in your family make wine in their garage??? ... Yeap...you are Portuguese!

8. If you're drunk by 8:00am.... Well...you get the picture!

9. If you have more facial hair than your dog has on its body.... Say it with me..."I am Portuguese"!

10. If you dip stale bread in meat juice and enjoy it...u are Portuguese!

11. If your brother and/or father work construction... guess what...you Are Definitely Portuguese!

12. If your mom is a cleaner... (See #11)!

13. If the outside of your house is painted green, yellow, blue, red or Pink.... HEHEHE...you are Portuguese!

14. During World Cup Soccer, If you're the first to go out and buy a Brazilian Flag to accompany your Portuguese Flag... and you flash both Of them at the same time! .... You, my friend, ARE Portuguese!

15. If you turned an old bath tub or tire into a planter for the front of your house...Ur Italian.... No just kidding...you are Portuguese!

16. If you have crocheted doilies on your kitchen counters, dinning Room, living room, bedroom...oh fuk...on all your tables...you’re Portuguese for sure!

17. If you have a room in your house where everyone is forbidden to go to or be in. you know... the room with your first communion picture...yeap...you guessed it!

18. If you say "the continent" referring to main land Portugal...you may be Portuguese...or Azorean...whichever!!!

19. If you walk in religious parades carrying a flag, or dressed up in a Red cloak...its possible that...you know...!

20. If you have grape vines, favas, or couves growing in your back Yard...you Sweetheart, are Portuguese! (Note: give yourself 2 points if These things can be found in your front yard too!!)

21. If you talk with your hands while you're on the phone...or just in General...you may be Portuguese!

22. If one of your brothers drives a Honda Civic...God do I really have To tell you...

23. If you eat "cozido" at least once a month....you're not Portuguese....Kidding...you are...you are...you are!

24. If you drink wine with everything.... I MEAN EVERYTHING... you're Portuguese for sure!

25. If a whole room in your house is dedicated to your favorite soccer Team...Guess What!?!?!

26. If you have a "tia Maria" and/or "tio José"...I'm sorry...u are Portuguese!

27. Go to your freezer.... See any fish??...Chances are you got some...if not...your mom just went out for some more!!

28. If your house has more plants in it than outside it of.... Blah...Blah..Portuguese!

29. If you decorate your walls with plates...Tu és Português!!!

30. If your house is a mini church with just as may statues of saints And Jesus as your church itself.... Oh yeah... you are Portuguese!

31. If you have to stay up until 12:00am on Christmas Eve to open your gifts...Merry Christmas...you are Portuguese!

32. If you know what Bacalhau or a Malassada/Filhós is...you are Portuguese for sure!

33. If you're 25 and still living with your parents...Portuguese you are!! note: Give yourself 20 extra points if you're married and living With your spouse in your parent's house!!!)

34. If you spend 75% of the day cleaning...your Portuguese!

35. If your live-in kitchen is in your basement...Baby...you are Portuguese!

36. If people call you "pork and cheese" and you’re not offended by It. What are you???

37. If your sister's life ambition is to become a hairdresser...uh-huh...you are Portuguese!

38. If your Mom's idea of a good lunch is a "papo seco"....You may be Portuguese!

39. If you ask your mom "ma...what is there to eat?" and she says "pão com Manteiga e queijo"...unfortunately you are Portuguese! (Note. Isn't There anything else to eat!!!!!!!)

40. And, if your barbecue has grilled more fish than any other meat Known to man...Buddy...admit it...you're either Portuguese or Living on an island!!!!